Sarah Smallwood Parsons is the creator and star of FUCKING and Personal Business and is a performer on Characters Welcome at UCB Theater. She has been a Writer/Performer Resident at Above Average, Head Writer of the public access show TOS Comedy, and a member of the horror comedy team Three Weak Kids. Sarah's work has been featured by Glamour, Elite Daily, Refinery29, and festivals all over the country. Plus, she's pretty cute. At least she thinks so. Ugh, that last part felt weird, pretend she didn't say that.


"My Dad used to say to me, 'Sarah, stop quoting me on the internet.'"